Memorial Day is the time we honor Americans who have lost their lives in battle. It’s also one of the few three-day weekends we regular folks get, so soak up the sun and the beer and have a good time. It’s not dishonorable. These are the moments our heroes fought so bravely to protect, right? Listen, Miami likes to go big, and this Memorial Day weekend, there are wild, all-night parties and yacht outings and strip-club shindigs to keep us busy and bleary-eyed from the moment Friday traffic hits to Tuesday’s bug-eyed, sad crawl back to the desk. Here are a few of the events that’ll give you the most bang for the buck. We’ve even got some fun for Fort Lauderdale in here. You’re welcome.